Chuck: As if watching Audrey Hepburn movies isn’t manhood-shriveling enough, I now have to talk about my feelings.
Blair: Those movies are the only romance I have in my life. He loves his work more than he loves me!
Holland: I’m sorry. I really prefer to see couples in my office. Why don’t you call and make an appointment?
Chuck: Please. Please.
Blair: He traded me to his uncle… for his hotel.
Holland: Traded you?
Blair: For sex.
Chuck: Please, is it any worse than you tricking me into kissing a guy just so you can give a speech?
Blair: That’s not the same. He’s kissed guys before.
Chuck: She slept with Jack… my uncle.
Holland: Clearly, you both have hurt each other, and now neither of you feel safe.
Blair: How can we rebuild?